Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Deep Dive
Passive-Aggressive Rating
7 / 10
Sincerity Rating
4 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"An exhaustive, comprehensive analysis of a specific subject, issue, or metric to uncover root causes and nuanced insights."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"A grueling, multi-hour meeting where we stare at spreadsheets until someone figures out whose fault the terrible numbers are."
How They Say It
"We need to do a deep dive into the Q2 churn metrics on Friday."
What They Mean
"Clear your Friday afternoon. We are going to aggressively investigate why we lost so many customers."
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