Corporate Jargon Dictionary
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// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"The energy or mental capacity required to deal with a situation. Often used as a polite refusal to take on additional work."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"I am too busy, too stressed, or simply do not care enough to help you with this."
How They Say It
"I simply don't have the bandwidth to take on another project this quarter."
What They Mean
"I'm already working 50 hours a week and if you give me one more task I will quit."
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