Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Holistic approach
Sincerity Rating
2 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"A comprehensive strategy that considers the interconnectedness of all system components rather than addressing isolated elements independently."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"We have no specific plan so we're just going to broadly look at everything until a solution magically appears."
How They Say It
"We need to take a more holistic approach to our user acquisition funnel if we want to move the needle."
What They Mean
"Nobody knows why sales are down, so let's just brainstorm for an hour."
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