Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Agile
Passive-Aggressive Rating
6 / 10
Sincerity Rating
3 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"A project management methodology characterized by the division of tasks into short phases of work and frequent reassessment and adaptation of plans."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"An excuse to have zero documentation, change the requirements every week, and blame the developers when the project is late."
How They Say It
"We need the team to be highly agile to accommodate the shifting client demands."
What They Mean
"The client doesn't know what they want, so you just have to keep rebuilding it until they are happy."
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