Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Per My Last Email
Passive-Aggressive Rating
10 / 10
Sincerity Rating
10 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"A polite reference to prior written correspondence containing relevant context or instructions that were apparently overlooked."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"Can you not read? I already answered this exact question. Stop wasting my time."
How They Say It
"Per my last email, the deliverables are due on Friday, not Monday."
What They Mean
"I literally just told you this. Read the email I sent five minutes ago."
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