Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Out of Pocket
Passive-Aggressive Rating
4 / 10
Sincerity Rating
7 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"Being temporarily unavailable, unreachable, or away from the office context for a specified duration."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"I am taking a personal day and if you call my phone I will throw it into the ocean."
How They Say It
"Just a heads up, I'll be out of pocket from noon to 3 PM for a family matter."
What They Mean
"Do not contact me this afternoon under any circumstances."
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