Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Herding Cats
Passive-Aggressive Rating
7 / 10
Sincerity Rating
9 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"The difficult logistical challenge of coordinating a group of highly independent, unfocused, or unpredictable individuals toward a common goal."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"Working with this team is a living nightmare and nobody is listening to me."
How They Say It
"Getting the sales team to adopt the new CRM is like herding cats."
What They Mean
"The sales team refuses to do what I tell them and they are driving me insane."
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