Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Growth Mindset
Sincerity Rating
2 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"An organizational philosophy emphasizing continuous learning, resilience, and the belief that abilities can be developed through dedication and hard work."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"A psychological trick to make you feel bad about complaining when we give you more work without more pay."
How They Say It
"We need everyone to approach this Q4 restructuring with a true growth mindset."
What They Mean
"Three people quit, you have to do their jobs now, and you aren't allowed to be mad about it."
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