Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Drink the Kool-Aid
Passive-Aggressive Rating
9 / 10
Sincerity Rating
8 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"To demonstrate unquestioning adoption of a company's mission, culture, or strategic directives."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"To completely lose your grasp on reality and blindly believe the toxic, cult-like nonsense the CEO is spouting."
How They Say It
"If we're going to succeed, we need the whole engineering team to really drink the Kool-Aid on this new framework."
What They Mean
"We need everyone to stop complaining and pretend this terrible new system is brilliant."
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