Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Let's Double Click on That
Passive-Aggressive Rating
9 / 10
Sincerity Rating
4 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"To delve deeper into a specific point or sub-topic that was just mentioned during a discussion."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"I want to aggressively interrogate you about the thing you just mumbled because I don't believe you."
How They Say It
"That's an interesting timeline, Sarah. Let's double click on that Q3 delivery date."
What They Mean
"Sarah, there is no way you are finishing that by Q3 and I'm going to prove it right now in front of everyone."
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