Corporate Jargon Dictionary
Actionable
Passive-Aggressive Rating
7 / 10
Sincerity Rating
8 / 10
// The Fog (Corporate Definition)
"Information, feedback, or data that is clear and specific enough to be immediately acted upon or implemented."
// The Clarity (Un-glossed Reality)
"Stop giving me vague complaints. Tell me exactly what you want me to do to fix it."
How They Say It
"I appreciate the feedback on the design, but I need something more actionable than 'make it pop'."
What They Mean
"I cannot do anything with your useless opinion. Give me an exact instruction."
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